kuch jokes..अभी latest चोरी किया है...

Joke no. 1
jab parrot hua dirty parrot se boli maina
don't u worry surf excel hai na

joke no. 2
bakre ne bakri ko lat mari
bakre ne bakri ko lat mari
gaur pharmaiyega bahut zor se lat mari
bakre ne bakri ko lat mari
to kya hua ab bakri maregi bakre ko lat

joke no. 3

yashomati mayya se bole nandlala
yashomati mayya se bole nanadlala
isko laga dala to life jhingalala

joke no. 4
ishq ke jaam ko aise na piyo
ki adha piya adha chod diya
yeh pyar hai yaar
nahi koi vimbar
ki thoda sa lagaya aur ho gaya

joke no. 5
teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam aaj ke baad

teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam aaj ke baad
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kyonki kichad bahut ho jata hai barish ke baad

joke no.6
na poonch teri judai ke lamhe hamne kaise bitaye hain
pani mein surf milake straw se bulbule banaye hain

joke no. 7

vo aati hai to raaste pe 100 100 ke note bichata hoonvo aati hai to raaste pe 100 100 ke note bichata hoon

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chali jaati hai to utha leta hoon
ha ha ha...................

PEHLI CHORI, हमेशा याद रहती है...Hai na? लालू प्रसाद को Billu भैया का Letter

Interview of Lallo Prasad

Lallo Prasad sent his biodata- to apply
for a post Microsoft Corporation,USA
a few days later he got his reply:

              
Dear Mr. Lallo Prasad,
you do not meet our requirements,
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone calls shall be entertained.
Thanks,
Bill Gates.



Lallo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference
.

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"Bhaiyon aur Behno, ap ko jan kar khushi hogee
ki ham ko Amreeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."

Everyone was delighted.
Lallo Prasad continued......
"Ab ham sabko apna appointment letter padhkar sunaonga
par letter angreeze mein hai-isliye sath sath hindi mein translate bhi karoonga


Dear Mr Lallo Prasad -- pyare Lallo Prasad Bhaiya

you donot meet--ap to milte hi nahi ho

our requirement--hamko to jaroorat hai

Please donot send any further correspondence-- ab letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno jaroorat nahee hai

No phone call-- phoonwa ka bhi jaroorat nahee hai

Shall be entertained-- bahut khatir ki jayegi

Thanks-- ap ka bahut bahut dhanyavad

Bill Gates-- tohar bilwa


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