kuch jokes..अभी latest चोरी किया है...

Joke no. 1
jab parrot hua dirty parrot se boli maina
don't u worry surf excel hai na

joke no. 2
bakre ne bakri ko lat mari
bakre ne bakri ko lat mari
gaur pharmaiyega bahut zor se lat mari
bakre ne bakri ko lat mari
to kya hua ab bakri maregi bakre ko lat

joke no. 3

yashomati mayya se bole nandlala
yashomati mayya se bole nanadlala
isko laga dala to life jhingalala

joke no. 4
ishq ke jaam ko aise na piyo
ki adha piya adha chod diya
yeh pyar hai yaar
nahi koi vimbar
ki thoda sa lagaya aur ho gaya

joke no. 5
teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam aaj ke baad

teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam aaj ke baad
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kyonki kichad bahut ho jata hai barish ke baad

joke no.6
na poonch teri judai ke lamhe hamne kaise bitaye hain
pani mein surf milake straw se bulbule banaye hain

joke no. 7

vo aati hai to raaste pe 100 100 ke note bichata hoonvo aati hai to raaste pe 100 100 ke note bichata hoon

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chali jaati hai to utha leta hoon
ha ha ha...................